Afroman LyricsSong: Colt 45 |
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| Wait a minute man, Check this out man, There was this blind man right There was this blind man right he was spillin his way down the street with this Stick right he walked pass this fish market u know wat I’m sayin He stoped he took a deep breath and he said Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Goooood morning ladies Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah U like that shit man I got a gang of that shit man Someone get on the guitars who on da drums Every body just gang around the mic and ill tell u all this mutha fuckin shit But first I’m gunna start it off like this help me sing it hom boy Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and Sell takes from here to hong kong So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell Flyin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just don’t sell I bet my cabby will Well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it east side palm Dale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for sale Well I was standing on the corner selling rap cds when I met a little girl Named jan I let her ride in my caddy because I didnt know her daddy was the Leader of the ku klux klan We fucked on the bed fucked on the floor we fucked soo long I grew a fuckin afro Then I fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit Turned white I thought to my self shibba shibba got my ass lookin like a zebra I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting With a 2 by 4 ohhhhhhh He beat me to the left he beat me to the right the mutha fucka wooped my ass All night But I ain’t mad at her prejeduce dad thats the best damn pussy I ever had!! I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I’m gunna fuck that bitch just 1 more Time Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and Sell takes from here to hong kong So roll roll roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feelin high as hell Rollin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just don’t sell I bet my cabby wheel I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good I took Her to my house cause she was fine but she wooooped out a dick that was bigger Than mine I met this lady from japan never made luv with an african I fucked her once i Fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Dont be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of australia had a big butt big titties too so i Hoped In her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said Haaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lips were breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties Busted open with hawaiian punch Met cournel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said she brought some Chicken If u just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crises I gave her my secret Blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat the dog Smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them Dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and sell takes from Here to hong kong I met dolly parten in tennessee her titties were filled with hennisy that Country Music really drove me crazzy but I rode that ass and said yes miss dassi Met this lady in oklahoma put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in michigan cant wait till I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in south carolina fucked her till she was turned to A white albina Fuck this hooker in iowa I fucked her on credit so I ow her Fucked this girl down in joja came in her mouth man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran across the boarder from mexico Fine young 27er named messmirea I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I’m gon cry when she gets Deported Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and Sell takes from here to hong kong Have u ever been ova a girls house to fuck but the pussy just ain’t no good Say wat And ur getting upset cause u cant get her wet plus ur in the wrong naighbourhood Ahahahahahahhahahahaa So u try and play it off and eat the pussy but it takin sooo long to come then Her dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he askes u were u from so u wipe Ur mouth and try to explain u start talkin real fast but he all ready mad Because u fuckin his woman soo he starts beetin on ur ass Now ur nose all bloody ur close all muddy ur dick was hard but now it’s soft u Thought u had a girl to rock ur world but now u still gotta go jack off Singing colt 45 and to zig zags baby that’s all we need |
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