Frank Zappa Lyrics
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Civilization Phaze Iii album (1994)
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This Ain’t Cnn
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Ahead of Their Time album (1993)
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Agency Man
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Epilogue
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Harry, You’re a Beast
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Help, I’m a Rock
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Holding The Group Back
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Holiday in Berlin
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King Kong
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Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
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Like It or Not
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Oh No
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Progress?
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Prologue
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Sleeping in a Jar
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The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
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The Orange County Lumber Truck
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The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
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Transylvania Boogie
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Undaunted Band Plays On
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You Can’t Do That on Stage Anymore Vol 5 album (1992)
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A Game of Cards
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A Pound for a Brown
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Baked-bean Boogie
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Charles Ives
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Chocolate Halvah
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F. Z. /jcb Drum Duet
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Geneva Farewell
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German Lunch
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Here Lies Love
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Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1
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Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2
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Meow
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Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B Flat
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My Head?
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No Waiting for The Peanuts to Dissolve
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Piano/drum Duet
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Proto-minimalism
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Return of The Hunch-back Duke
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Right There
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Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
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Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
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The Dead Girls of London
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The Downtown Talent Scout
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The Little March
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Underground Freak-out Music
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Where is Johnny Velvet?
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Where’s Our Equipment?
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Advance Romance
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City of Tiny Lites
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Dancin’ Fool
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Doreen
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Easy Meat
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Moggio
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My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
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Trouble Every Day
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What’s New in Baltimore?
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You Can’t Do That on Stage Anymore Vol 4 album (1991)
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Approximate
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Are You Upset?
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Church Chat
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Johnny Darling
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Little Girl of Mine
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Little Rubber Girl
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Mary Lou
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No, No Cherry
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Smell My Beard
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Take Me Out to The Ball Game
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Teen-age Wind
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The Black Page
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The Booger Man
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The Evil Prince
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The Man from Utopia
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The Torture Never Stops
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Tiny Sick Tears
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You Call That Music?
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Brown Moses
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Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy
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Disco Boy
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Florentine Pogen
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Let’s Move to Cleveland
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Love of My Life
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Montana
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My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
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Outside Now
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Stevie’s Spanking
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Stick Together
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The Closer You Are
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Truck Driver Divorce
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Willie The Pimp
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Broadway The Hardway album (1988)
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Any Kind of Pain
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Bacon Fat
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Dickie’s Such an Asshole
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Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Hot Plate Heaven at The Green Hotel
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Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk
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Jezebel Boy
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Murder by Numbers
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Outside Now
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Planet of The Baritone Women
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Promiscuous
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Rhymin’ Man
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The Untouchables
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What Kind of Girl?
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When The Lie’s So Big
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Why Don’t You Like Me?
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Does Humor Belong in Music ? album (1986)
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Cock-suckers’ Ball
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Hot-plate Heaven at The Green Hotel
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Let’s Move to Cleveland
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Tinsel-town Rebellion
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Trouble Every Day
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What’s New in Baltimore?
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Whippin’ Post
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Wplj
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Fz Meets The Mothers of Prevention album (1985)
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I Don’t Even Care
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Porn Wars
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We’re Turning Again
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Yo Cats
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What’s New in Baltimore?
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The Perfect Stranger album (1984)
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Love Story
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Them or Us album (1984)
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Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Be in My Video
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Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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In France
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Marqueson’s Chicken
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Planet of My Dreams
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Stevie’s Spanking
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The Closer You Are
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Them or Us
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Truck Driver Divorce
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Sharleena
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Whippin’ Post
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Thing-fish album (1984)
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Artificial Rhonda
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Briefcase Boogie
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Brown Moses
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Clowns on Velvet
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Drop Dead
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Galoot Up-date
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Harry Rhonda
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Harry-as-a-boy
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He’s So Gay
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Mudd Club
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That Evil Prince
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The Crab-grass Baby
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The Mammy Nuns
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The Massive Improve’lence
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The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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The White Boy Troubles
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The ’torchum’ Never Stops
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Wistful With a Fist-full
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Won Ton On
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You Are What You Is
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No Not Now
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Prologue
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Baby Snakes album (1983)
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Baby Snakes
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Dinah Moe Humm
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Disco Boy
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Jones Crusher
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Punky’s Whips
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Titties ’n’ Beer
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Man from Utopia album (1983)
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Cocaine Decisions
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Moggio
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Sex
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Stick Together
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The Dangerous Kitchen
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The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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The Man from Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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The Radio is Broken
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Tink Walks Amok
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We Are Not Alone
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Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch album (1982)
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Drowning Witch
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I Come from Nowhere
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No Not Now
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Teen-age Prostitute
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Valley Girl
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Tinsel Town Rebellion album (1981)
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Bamboozled by Love
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Dance Contest
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Easy Meat
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Fine Girl
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For The Young Sophisticate
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Panty Rap
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Peaches Iii
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Pick Me, I’m Clean
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The Blue Light
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Tinseltown Rebellion
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Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
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I Ain’t Got No Heart
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Love of My Life
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Tell Me You Love Me
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You Are What You Is album (1981)
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Any Downers?
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Beauty Knows No Pain
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Charlie’s Enormous Mouth
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Conehead
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Doreen
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Drafted Again
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Dumb All Over
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Goblin Girl
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Harder Than Your Husband
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Heavenly Bank Account
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If Only She Woulda
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I’m a Beautiful Guy
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Jumbo Go Away
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Society Pages
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Suicide Chump
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Teenage Wind
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Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Footwear & Quot ;
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Mudd Club
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The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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You Are What You Is
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Joe’s Garage album (1979)
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A Little Green Rosetta
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A Token of My Extreme
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Catholic Girls
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Crew Slut
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Dong Work for Yuda
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He Used to Cut The Grass
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Joe’s Garage
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Keep It Greasy
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Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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On The Bus
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Packard Goose
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Stick It Out
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Sy Borg
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The Central Scrutinizer
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Watermelon in Easter Hay
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Wet T-shirt Nite
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Why Does It Hurt when I Pee?
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Outside Now
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Orchestral Favorites album (1979)
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Duke of Prunes
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Sheik Yerbouti album (1979)
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Bobby Brown
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Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
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City of Tiny Lites
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Dancin’ Fool
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Flakes
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I Have Been in You
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I’m So Cute
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Jewish Princess
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Rat Tomago
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Rubber Shirt
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The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Tryin’ to Grow a Chin
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We Gotta Get Into Something Real
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What Ever Happened to All The Fun in The World
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Wild Love
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Yo’ Mama
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Baby Snakes
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Jones Crusher
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Sleep Dirt album (1979)
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Flambay
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Sleep Dirt
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Spider of Destiny
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Time is Money
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Studio Tan album (1978)
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Lemme Take You to The Beach
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The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
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Zappa in New York album (1978)
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I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth
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The Black Page Drum Solo/black Page #1
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Titties Beer
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Big Leg Emma
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Honey, Don’t You Want a Man Like Me?
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I’m The Slime
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Punky’s Whips
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The Illinois Enema Bandit
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The Torture Never Stops
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Bongo Fury album (1975)
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200 Years Old
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Advance Romance
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Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy
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Cucamonga
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Debra Kadabra
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Man With The Woman Head
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Muffin Man
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Poofter’s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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One Size Fits All album (1975)
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Andy
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Can’t Afford No Shoes
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Evelyn, a Modified Dog
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Florentine Pogen
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Inca Roads
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Po-jama People
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San Ber’dino
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Sofa #2
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Apostrophe album (1974)
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Apostrophe
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Cosmik Debris
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Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow
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Excentrifugal Forz
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Father O’blivion
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Nanook Rubs It
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Stink Foot
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Uncle Remus
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Roxy & Elsewhere album (1974)
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Be-bop Tango
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Cheepnis
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Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Dummy Up
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Echidna’s Arf
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More Trouble Every Day
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Penguin in Bondage
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Pygmy Twylite
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Son of Orange County
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Village of The Sun
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Over-nite Sensation album (1973)
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Camarillo Brillo
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Dinah-moe-hum
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Dirty Love
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Fifty-fifty
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I’m The Slime
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Montana
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Zomby Woof
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The Grand Wazoo album (1973)
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For Calvin
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Just Another Band from L. a. album (1972)
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Billy The Mountain
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Dog Breath
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Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Magdalena
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Call Any Vegetable
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Waka^Jawaka album (1972)
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It Just Might Be a One-shot Deal
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Your Mouth
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200 Motels album (1971)
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A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
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Centerville
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Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Dew on The Newts We Got
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Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
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Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
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I’m Stealing The Towels
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Janet’s Big Dance Number
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Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
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Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Magic Fingers
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Mystery Roach
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Penis Dimension
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Redneck Eats
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Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
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She Painted up Her Face
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Shove It Right In
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Strictly Genteel
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The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
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The Girl’s Dream
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The Lad Searches The Night for His Newts
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The Sealed Tuna Bolero
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This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
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Tuna Fish Promenade
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What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
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Would You Like a Snack?
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Fillmore East: June 1971 album (1971)
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Bwana Dik
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Do You Like My New Car?
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Happy Together
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Latex Solar Beef
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Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Tears Began to Fall
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The Mud Shark
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What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Willie The Pimp
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Little House I Used to Live In
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Chunga’s Revenge album (1970)
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Chunga’s Revenge
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Road Ladies
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Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
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Sharleena
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Tell Me You Love Me
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The Clap
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The Nancy Mary Music
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Twenty Small Cigars
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Would You Go All The Way?
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Transylvania Boogie
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Weasels Ripped My Flesh album (1970)
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Didja Get Any Onya?
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Directly from My Heart to You
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Get a Little
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My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
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Prelude to The Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
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Toads of The Short Forest
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Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Oh No
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The Orange County Lumber Truck
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You Can’t Do That on Stage Anymore Vol 6 album (1970)
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Black Napkins
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Honey, Don’t You Want a Man Like Me?
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Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Camarillo Brillo
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Catholic Girls
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Crew Slut
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Dirty Love
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He’s So Gay
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I’m So Cute
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Magic Fingers
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Muffin Man
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Shove It Right In
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Take Your Clothes Off when You Dance
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Tryin’ to Grow a Chin
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We’re Turning Again
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Burnt Weeny Sandwich album (1969)
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Little House I Used to Live In
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Valarie
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Wplj
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Hot Rats album (1969)
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Willie The Pimp
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Uncle Meat album (1969)
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Cruising for Burgers
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Dog Breath, in The Year of The Plague
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Electric Aunt Jemima
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God Bless America
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Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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If We’d All Been Living in California...
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Louie Louie
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Our Bizarre Relationship
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Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
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The Air
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The Uncle Meat Variations
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The Voice of Cheese
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We Can Shoot You
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Sleeping in a Jar
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Cruising With Ruben & The Jets album (1968)
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& Quot;No No No & Quot ;
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Any Way The Wind Blows
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Anything
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Cheap Thrills
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Deseri
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Fountain of Love
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How Could I Be Such a Fool
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I’m Not Satisfied
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Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Later That Night
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Love of My Life
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Stuff up The Cracks
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You Didn’t Try to Call Me
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Lumpy Gravy album (1968)
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A Vicious Circle
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Drums Are Too Noisy
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Envelops The Bath Tub
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Just One More Time
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Kangaroos
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Lumpy Gravy I
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Very Distraughtening
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White Ugliness
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King Kong
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We’re Only in It for The Money album (1968)
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Absolutely Free
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Are You Hung Up?
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Bow Tie Daddy
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Concentration Moon
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Flower Punk
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Hot Poop
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Lonely Little Girl
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Mom Dad
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Mother People
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Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
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Take Your Clothes Off when You Dance
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Telephone Conversation
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The Idiot Bastard Son
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What’s The Ugliest Part of Your Body?
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Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Harry, You’re a Beast
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Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
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Absolutely Free album (1967)
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America Drinks
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America Drinks Goes Home
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Amnesia Vivace
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Big Leg Emma
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Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
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Call Any Vegetable
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Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin
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Plastic People
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Soft-sell Conclusion
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Son of Suzy Creamcheese
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Status Back Baby
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The Duke Regains His Chops
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The Duke of Prunes
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Uncle Bernie’s Farm
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Why Don’tcha Do Me Right?
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Freak Out! album (1966)
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Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder
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Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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I Ain’t Got No Heart
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Motherly Love
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The Return of The Son of Monster Magnet
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Who Are The Brain Police?
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Wowie Zowie
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You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
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Any Way The Wind Blows
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Help, I’m a Rock
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How Could I Be Such a Fool
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I’m Not Satisfied
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Trouble Every Day
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You Didn’t Try to Call Me
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Other Frank Zappa lyrics
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Alley Cat
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Babbette
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Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Carol, You Fool
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Chana in De Bushwop
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Charva
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Cops Buns
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Diseases of The Band
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Find Her Finer
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I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted
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It Can’t Happen Here
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I’m a Band Leader
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Keep It Greasey
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Kenny’s Booger Story
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Lost in a Whirlpool
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Nig Biz
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Once Upon a Time
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Pygmy Twylyte
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Ride My Face to Chicago
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Ronnie Sings?
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Ronnie’s Booger Story
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Room Service
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Ruthie-ruthie
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Satumaa
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Stinkfoot
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Sweet Leilani
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The Blackouts
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The Dick Kunc Story
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The Florida Airport Tape
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The Groupie Routine
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Tiger Roach
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Tush Tush Tush
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Wind up Workin’ in The Gas Station
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Wonderful Wino
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